kline 🏴 @kline@cmpwn.com
s̶h̶i̶t̶t̶y̶̶ ̶p̶̶y̶t̶h̶o̶n̶ ̶d̶e̶v̶, freenode staffer
I'm an air trafficker now, zoom zoom planes
staff can't code
I don't work in tech anymore
Joined Aug 2017
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Some people I know and I had a really big chat about where IRC is and could be heading. Please at-me if:
1) You use Matrix, Slack, or Discord, with what they give you over IRC that are show-stoppers
2) You use IRC, with what pain-points IRC gives you, what you envy in other clients/protocols, and what you'd like to see an improved IRC offer
just spent 35 seconds or so fighting the bathroom lock needlessy - no one else lives here 
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Solving a problem poorly.
1. Deny the problem. Reject solutions. Stall.
2. Wait for a crisis.
3. Implement worst available solution. We don't have time to argue about better solutions. We're in a crisis.
4. Reject better solutions. We already have a solution, what more could you want?
1. Deny the problem. Reject solutions. Stall.
2. Wait for a crisis.
3. Implement worst available solution. We don't have time to argue about better solutions. We're in a crisis.
4. Reject better solutions. We already have a solution, what more could you want?
oh fug just embarrassed myself in front of my boss, my bosses boss, and my bosses old boss lmoa 😂 😂 😂
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*mastodon user voice* while i understand the function of callouts and other self-regulation processes within leftist communities, and i am as much of a slut for drama as anyone else, i cant shake the nagging fear at the back of my mind that ill one day post something unwoke and all my friends will cut ties with me out of nowhere
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the most famous landmark in all Belgium is a lad pissing. thats how you know it's a epic country
found it, it was a lainpost
Someone made a post here about trying to buy his girlfriend lingerie in Anne Summers but I can't find it now.
If you've seen it or anything can you let me know?
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I think that most people, when given encouragement and opportunities to be nice, will be nice, and I think when given encouragement and opportunities to be mean they will be mean. Very few people are inherently nice or mean, I think.
Just got the keys to my new flat, feels weird to be living abroad "properly" now!
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Its not that I'm comfortable with being weird, its that I'm uncomfortable with being not-weird
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There's a blonde bot but where's the redhead bot
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Delete england
@tyil Flemish is just Dutch in a French accent, right?
Given that my shower door swung away from me and then twatted me in the face, I can only assume the boat has departed 20 mins early
Also 50 something Dutch man very openly watching softcore porn in the lounge WiFi zone lmao
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Edinburgh is so fucking overcrowded with tourists 
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Has anyone ever seen Frankie Boyle and @balrogboogie in a room, at the same time?
No, didn't think so.
If any Scottish/Edinburgh people want to show @igeljaeger around, it was nice seeing him in Glasgow.
The highlight was, after telling him how disgusting they are, watching him try to choke down a pizza crunch.
He was very polite about my terrible taste in food, though.
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Ok any other Scots wanna meet too? It's worth it I'm amazing 
s̶h̶i̶t̶t̶y̶̶ ̶p̶̶y̶t̶h̶o̶n̶ ̶d̶e̶v̶, freenode staffer
I'm an air trafficker now, zoom zoom planes
staff can't code
I don't work in tech anymore
Joined Aug 2017
