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"functional programming is scary"

you fool, you'll never know that the real terror was side effects, and they were right in front of you the whole time
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i said i like bsd and my friend called me a thot ;~;

itt everybody suggests their instance X_X

ok so is there any preference to where i move my main account when i decide to?
(@pounce@....)

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i can take out my frustrations on a very durable keyboard in a socially acceptable though passive aggressive way

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the secret real reason i have a mechanical keyboard at work is so i can dramatically smash the enter key when i'm iterating on things

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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i love to keep programs in screen, it's super magic but the combination of screen+ncurses+kitty (non-compliant) term is absolutely cursed and makes nothing work

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US AS A KID: what the fuck, why is /etc/network/interfaces syntax like this?!

US NOW:
Within thine file, as well you know
`allow-hotplug` upon `eth0`
Listen now for words dogmatic,
`iface eth0 inet static`
Give an indent, for good fortune:
`address 10.0.0.1`
At last, invoke the final throw:
`netmask 255.255.255.0`
With this, the contract shall be sealed
And to your host, the net revealed.

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