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This bookcase should tell you everything you need to know about me

For the visually impaired: the first shelf is full of tea and has a rainbow chocolate bar
The second shelf is French/Language books and fiction from Le Guin and Camus, plus some cassettes
The bottom shelf is all textbooks, most math but some cs and physics
And on the top is an electric kettle ^w^

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Moi dès que je dis quelque chose en français

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C protip of the day:
Tired of having pointers that lay around in your functions that /anyone/ can dereference to get your data?!

use the `--->` operator for one-time use struct pointers!

Try it out!
struct foo {
int a;
int main() {
struct foo *bar = malloc(sizeof(struct foo));
bar--->a = 5; // ok
printf("%d", bar--->a); // Data changed!
return 0;

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Disjoint hitbox? What disjoint hitbox? :blobowo:

!!!!! I did the disappearing shine thing in melee with falco!

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Ok I'm gonna go get some Asian snacc pls send suggestions

Is there any reason I shouldn't go to the Asian market and get some snacc

My Prof: I don't use visual studio so I can't help you

I don't either but you're making me!!!

Hey! I realized why my professor is terrible
He worked for Nvidia

Me: 16 gigabytes of ram should be enough for web development
Narrator: 16 gigabytes of ram was not enough for web development

Looks like the last of my credits transferred and I'm officially a senior!

Have I mentioned that I hate computers?

I'm going to make some more tea while my computer is swapping itself to death

>double ram
>Open chromium to test webapps

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>Ever wonder why your phone needs 30 to 60 seconds to boot?


My calculator has a CPU which is literally 4,000 times worse than my phone's CPU and it boots to an interactive graphical user session on a fully preemptive multitasking Unix system before you can even take your finger off of the "ON" button

I think my motherboard just doesn't like dual channel memory because if I put ram in different channels it works fine

I got it to recognise two sticks again!

Since my computer doesn't like this new ram, do I need to buy a new motherboard? Maybe I should buy a new CPU too

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when marth slashes in ssbm all I hear is "Il y aaa"
I think my brain has been overfrenched today

Tired: scripting in Perl
Wired: scripting in sh
Inspired: scripting in AWK

My dad would make a great professor

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